World Cup Cricket Jokes SMS

Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par
Puri Team 0ut Ho Jaye,
To Konsa Number Khilarri N0t 0ut Rahega..?
Ìf All Other Things
Remaining The Same,
Only For Genious One..

In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Santa:
Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!

Santa:
Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki
Banta:
That’s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa:
Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER

Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”

Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya,
Dost:
Kitnay Runs Banay?
Sardar:
Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

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